Male & Female Sides of Being 'The Perfect Couple'

I don't mean perfect looking, perfect clothes and everyone is happy. I certainly am not referring to the douche-faced weasels in the above photo. He's probably banging the girl at the P.F. Chang's by his job and she's ...

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Make Sure You Have Treats For The Adults This Halloween

Halloween is for the kids, we know this but what about the adults? We are still here, we are people and we have to endure the cold and deal with the kids cracked out on sugar all night. What about us, what do we get? I've heard some moms and ...

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We Investigated A Bad Review and Found A Hidden Agenda

The whole Grassy Plain staff has fun, anyone who knows us knows this but this is not a game, it is a business. So, when we get a bad customer review, we take it seriously. We noticed a bad review today, investigated thoroughly, talked to the ...

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Jon Hamm and His Massive Dong Were Honored Guests in Redding, CT on Saturday

Jon Hamm was at the Mark Twain Library in Redding this past Saturday as an honored guest for the Pudd’nhead gala, according to the CT Post. Pudd'nhead is a fundraiser for the library and was hosted by comedian Michael Ian Black. There ...

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Coming Soon to Grassy Plain, Novelty T's, Do You Have a Shirt Idea?

This gem comes from a T-shirt company called Better Than Pants. You see the couch pulls out, he doesn't, get it? We have built an extensive list of horribly offensive ideas for our shirts but we would love to know if you have any. While our ...

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